The Phantom Holding Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Thompkins drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
82%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thompkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.