The Phantom Flag Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Thompkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thompkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.