The Dropped Pass Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Thompkins does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
79%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thompkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.