The Dropped Pass Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.