The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Thompkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.