The Hamstring Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Thompkins runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.