The Late Scratch Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thompkins's stadium. Only over Thompkins.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Thompkins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
89%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.