The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Thompkins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thompkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.