The Dropped Pass Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Thompkins gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
87%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.