The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Thompkins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
79%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thompkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.