The Butter-Finger Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Ref: "Number Thompkins, that's a flag." Thompkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Thompkins tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
80%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.