The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Thompkins gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
81%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thompkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.