The Late Scratch Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Thompkins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
81%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thompkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.