The Phantom Flag Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- A mysterious flag erases Thompkins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Thompkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.