The Inch-Short Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thompkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.