The Hamstring Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Thompkins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
73%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.