The Snap Count Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Thompkins drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
88%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thompkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.