The Hamstring Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Thompkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thompkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.