The Shadow Coverage Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Thompkins runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
73%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.