The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Thompkins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.