The Inch-Short Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Thompkins's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thompkins was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thompkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.