The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Thompkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thompkins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.