The Inch-Short Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Thompkins's stadium. Only over Thompkins.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Thompkins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.