The Butter-Finger Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Thompkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thompkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.