The Butter-Finger Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Thompkins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thompkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.