The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thompkins was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
- Thompkins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Thompkins, Thompkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.