The Hamstring Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“The QB looks at Thompkins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.