The Butter-Finger Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Thompkins's stadium. Only over Thompkins.
- Thompkins tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thompkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.