The Late Scratch Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Neal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.