The Hamstring Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Neal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.