The Mystery Tweak Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Neal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.