The Stuffed Run Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Neal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Neal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.