The Fumble Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Neal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Neal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.