The Fumble Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Neal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Neal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.