The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Neal, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.