The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Neal's stadium. Only over Neal.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Neal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
86%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Neal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.