The Hamstring Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
92%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.