The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Neal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
77%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Neal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.