The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.