The Committee Backfield Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“The broadcast shows Neal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Neal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
77%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Neal, Neal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.