The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Neal gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Neal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
74%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Neal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.