The Mystery Tweak Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Neal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Neal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.