The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- The broadcast shows Neal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Neal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Neal, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.