The Stuffed Run Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The team goes up 21 early and Neal gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
85%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Neal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.