The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“The broadcast shows Neal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Neal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
87%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.