The Hamstring Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Neal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Neal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.