The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Neal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
91%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.