The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Neal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Neal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.