The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Coach says Neal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
82%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Neal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.