The Late Scratch Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Neal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.